Becoming a Kwaicorean
Just like Justin has his Beliebers, Kwaicore artists have Kwaicoreans. I am quite proud to say that I am a true
Kwaicorean myself, so in the spirit of this, I have created a guide of how to
dress, act and feel like a kwaicorean with me.
The Headspace
Firstly, you need to get into the correct
Kwaicore headspace. This includes listening to lots of Kwaito music such as
Mandoza, Dj Mujava, Zola, Mapaputzi, TKZee and Boom Shaka. This will put you
into a happy, groovy mood and will hopefully get those bums shaking and those
feet skipping. Then you need to follow this by listening to a wide range of
hardcore music from artists such as Disturbed, Nofx, Bullet for my Valentine,
Slipknot and any other heavy Screamo music that makes your head starts banging
and your first and fourth finger go up in the air like your in the front row at
a rock concert.
The combination of this being a bum
wiggling, head banging movement that makes you look like an owl on steroids
(aka a Kwairoid owl). The picture below indicates how you should be feeling at
this point of you Kwaicore transformation.
The Suit up
Now to suit up- Get yourself some grungy
boots, a cute dress with an African print on and maybe a hairdo to match. Throw on some bright coloured eye shadow,
some dark eyeliner and some hooker lipstick. This being the predicted outcome…
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